No I’m not kidding. I’m sitting here eating a thinly buttered rice biscuit with Kosciusko mustard slathered on it, which for some reason I am craving. Is it the vinegar, I ask myself? Women go through vinegar phases if you don’t know.
This is a seriously good munch. Usually I would have a slice of cheese on here, or peanut butter, but no can do until maybe next week. I guess its not a vegetable – but maybe a grain category? Can you count seeds as grains? Huh?
I think you have to upgrade to ketchup to get the vegetable classification.
I don’t know about mustard, but in 1981, Reagan’s budget director, David Stockman, did try to have ketchup classified as a veggie for the school lunch program. Wiser heads prevailed.